Electric Fence Experiment Goes Wrong

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This video just shows how stupid people can be. If you mess with electicity, it will mess with you! When I was little, I liked to lick the batteries. One day, my uncle dared me to lick a big battery. I shocked myself so bad, that my tongue was burnt for days. Now for the joke of the week: On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist.

The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great-grandchildren in Boston.

Then she inquired what I did for a living.

I told her, fully expecting her to question me for free professional advice.

Instead she sat back, picked up a magazine and said, "If there's anything you want to know, just ask me."

NFL Bad Lip Reading

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I was on Youtube one day, and Isaw this video. I didn't understand what it meant when it said bad lip reading, so I thought I would check it out. It is so funny. My favorite quote from this is; "Pick up your floor bags we aren't living in Southeast Asia." Now, for the joke of the day:   To give you an idea of the kind of season we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.



People are Awesome 2013

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I thought that this week, I would do something different. So, I picked this video. These kinds of videos just amaze me. It shows how everybody is different. You can be smart, athletic, etc. Now for the joke of week. It is a peom called Spell Check:

I halve a spelling checker,

t came with my pea see.

It plainly marks four my revue

Mistakes I dew knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait aweigh.



Harlem Shake Node Version

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These videos are all over the internet. Since January, over 4,000 Harlem Shake videos were published on Youtube. This video shows what people should start doing. Now, the joke of the week:  A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest. He had no trouble with discipline that term.

Doritos: Crash the Super Bowl

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This commercial first aired on the Super Bowl 2013. When I watched this commercial, my dad and I could not stop laughing. My dad and I watched this commercial over 20 times! There were other commercials that were funny, but this one was, in my eyes, the funniest. Now, the joke of the week: To give you an idea of the kind of season we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.



Funny Commercials

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Since the Super Bowl is coming soon, I thought that I would take about funny commercials. This commercial is funny because of the irony. The little kid isn't tall enough to get a Pepsi, so he gets two extra quarters so that he can get two Coca-Colas to stand on. Now he can get a Pepsi. Now for the weekly joke: The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach. "Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?" "Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. "Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?" The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "If I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."



No Brainer

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This is hilarious! Explosm Entertainment strikes again. The irony of this is hilarious. He got a brain transplant from somebody who died in a motorcycle crash, and he ended up doing the same thing! Now it's time for the joke: A mathematician is flying non-stop from Edmonton to Frankfurt with AirTransat. The scheduled flying time is nine hours. Sometime after taking off, the pilot announces that one engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure: "Don't worry - we're safe. The only noticeable effect this will have for us is that our total flying time will be ten hours instead of nine.  "A few hours into the flight, the pilot informs the passengers that another engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure: "But don't worry - we're still safe. Only our flying time will go up to twelve hours. "Sometime later, a third engine fails and has to be turned off. But the pilot reassures the passengers: "Don't worry - even with one engine, we're still perfectly safe. It just means that it will take sixteen hours total for this plane to arrive in Frankfurt." The mathematician remarks to his fellow passengers: "If the last engine breaks down, too, then we'll be in the air for twenty-four hours altogether!"


Hangnail Rage Comic

Who else hates when this happens? It is not all true, but it sure does feel that bad! Here is the joke of the week: A Teenager is a person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number, a weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast, a youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday, someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room, a whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed, a student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.

Doritos

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You didn't see nothing! This commercial first aired on the Superbowl and I thought it was hilarious. If a dog was burying a cat, I don't think I would of taken the Doritos! Now, the weekly joke:  One Sunday afternoon, a guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender said, "Sorry, pal. No pets allowed." The man replied, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see." The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turned on the game. The guy said, "Watch. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips." The Jets keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping. "Wow! That's one hell of a dog you got there. What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?" asked the bartender. The man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him for seven years."