Funny Commercials

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Since the Super Bowl is coming soon, I thought that I would take about funny commercials. This commercial is funny because of the irony. The little kid isn't tall enough to get a Pepsi, so he gets two extra quarters so that he can get two Coca-Colas to stand on. Now he can get a Pepsi. Now for the weekly joke: The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach. "Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?" "Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. "Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?" The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "If I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."



No Brainer

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This is hilarious! Explosm Entertainment strikes again. The irony of this is hilarious. He got a brain transplant from somebody who died in a motorcycle crash, and he ended up doing the same thing! Now it's time for the joke: A mathematician is flying non-stop from Edmonton to Frankfurt with AirTransat. The scheduled flying time is nine hours. Sometime after taking off, the pilot announces that one engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure: "Don't worry - we're safe. The only noticeable effect this will have for us is that our total flying time will be ten hours instead of nine.  "A few hours into the flight, the pilot informs the passengers that another engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure: "But don't worry - we're still safe. Only our flying time will go up to twelve hours. "Sometime later, a third engine fails and has to be turned off. But the pilot reassures the passengers: "Don't worry - even with one engine, we're still perfectly safe. It just means that it will take sixteen hours total for this plane to arrive in Frankfurt." The mathematician remarks to his fellow passengers: "If the last engine breaks down, too, then we'll be in the air for twenty-four hours altogether!"


Hangnail Rage Comic

Who else hates when this happens? It is not all true, but it sure does feel that bad! Here is the joke of the week: A Teenager is a person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number, a weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast, a youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday, someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room, a whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed, a student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.

Doritos

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You didn't see nothing! This commercial first aired on the Superbowl and I thought it was hilarious. If a dog was burying a cat, I don't think I would of taken the Doritos! Now, the weekly joke:  One Sunday afternoon, a guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender said, "Sorry, pal. No pets allowed." The man replied, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see." The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turned on the game. The guy said, "Watch. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips." The Jets keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping. "Wow! That's one hell of a dog you got there. What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?" asked the bartender. The man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him for seven years."